Here's what I heard when Stark met Banner in the movie:

Tony: LET'S BE BFF ALWAYS
Bruce: But I could kill you all and I wouldn't even be able to control myself-
Tony: BFF
Bruce: You're not getting the severity of the situation-
Tony: BEST
Bruce: Mr. Stark you have to-
Tony: FRIENDS
Bruce: Tony-
Tony: FOREVER

dating in yaois

uke: hey how are you wa-
seme: love hotel
uke: w-what
Seme: Not gonna suck itself
Uke: h-how did we get to the love hotel so fa-
Seme: You're so cute when you cum
Uke: w-what when did we even
Seme: I love u
Uke: omg me too